Dept. 03 · The calculator
Sizes and dates only — we never ask your weight. Your timeline lives in the link: bookmark it, or send it to your maid of honor.
Your timeline — likely size 12 at the altar
Want fitting reminders? No email needed — put the dates straight in your calendar.
The shopping list — matched to your timeline (order in your size 14)
Reader-supported: these links may earn us a commission — it never changes what we recommend. The timeline is yours either way.
How the math works
A plateau-aware decay curve fitted to your recent pace. Loss slows over time, so a straight-line guess runs late by month 4 — the curve budgets for the slowdown, then adds two sizes of corset-back grace on either side.
What we never ask
Weight, medication, dose, anything medical. The calculator works in dress sizes and dates, full stop. Nothing you enter here is stored — the URL is the save file.