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The privacy policy

What we know.

The short version: this catalog sets no cookies, builds no profiles, and has no user accounts. One counting script tallies page views without knowing who you are (details below). We could not sell your data if we wanted to, because we barely have any.

What our server writes down

Like every web server, ours keeps a plain log so we know the site is working: which page was requested, whether it loaded, and how long it took. When you click an affiliate link (they all route through /go/), we log which page sent a click to which brand, and whether the visit looked like a phone, a desktop, or a search-engine robot. That's the whole record. We do not store IP addresses in our logs, and we do not fingerprint browsers.

The one counting script

Each page loads Cloudflare Web Analytics, which counts page views the way a turnstile counts visitors: it sets no cookies, stores nothing in your browser, does not fingerprint you, and does not follow you to other sites. It tells us "the shapewear page had a good week" — never who was reading it. Because the script loads from Cloudflare, your browser makes one request to Cloudflare's servers, governed by Cloudflare's privacy policy.

The email list

If you hand us your email for the Next Size letter, it is used for exactly one thing: sending the letter. No selling it, no sharing it, no "carefully selected partners." Every letter carries an unsubscribe link, and unsubscribing works the first time.

Other people's cookies

When you follow a /go/ link, you leave this catalog and land on the brand's own site — Honeylove, Factor, Amazon, and the rest. Those sites set their own cookies under their own privacy policies, which we don't control. Some links carry a referral tag so the brand knows we sent you; that tag identifies us, not you.

Where this runs

The site is served from Google Cloud. Like any hosting infrastructure, Google's machines see your IP address in transit in order to deliver the page — that's how the internet works — but it isn't written into our application logs and we never see it.

Your choices

There is no account to delete and no profile to download, because neither exists. If you're on the email list and want off, use the unsubscribe link. Questions, complaints, or requests? The order form on the back page reaches a human.

Effective July 8, 2026. Updated July 21, 2026: added "The one counting script" when Cloudflare Web Analytics went live. If this policy ever changes, the change will be dated here — not buried.